The Haiku of El Guapo!

I am El Guapo and these are my haiku! These verses are of my heart, mind, body, and soul. Indeed, my entire self and more are expressed here. El Guapo has created these for your enjoyment and edification and to woo women! Don't be fooled by false imitators, I am El Guapo - a father, philosopher, pirate-poet, patriot, artist, lover, and more. Keep reading and enjoying today because tomorrow may not come and you may even learn something. Most certainly you will have a very good time.

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Father of three wonderful and beautiful daughters, husband, ex-husband, lvn, poor roman catholic, veteran, a peaceful warrior- poet, artist, lover, patriot, libertarian, part-time pirate-philosopher, you'll find out more later.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

The Attack of El Guapo!

Castle of my mind
Deep within my self and soul,
Fortress of my heart.


Legionnaire at war
With self, soul, and with his past;
Seeking peace inside.


Sacred peace of home
Torn and broken by needless
Shouting and loud TV.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Son of The Son of El Guapo

Strong coffee, strong man,
Weak coffee, weak man, always
Use three heaping scoops.


Tae kwon do training
Less difficult with practice,
Time and attention.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Son of El Guapo

Becoming one with
God and my brother, apart,
Together, now same.


Alone as in a
Monastery. My body,
Spirit, and mind heal.


Purging myself of
That which holds me from gaining
True enlightenment.


Subjecting myself
To becoming one with the
Entire universe.

Friday, November 18, 2005

El Guapo - Raw, Uncut, and No One Under 18 Allowed, Consenting Adults Only - PLEASE!

My fingers within
Warm, moist, pink folds of pleasure,
Probing pleasantly.


Soft tender nipples,
Gentle, featherlike across
My body, my lips.


Hand cupping your breast,
Drunk on our kisses and touch,
Our bodies entangled.


Feeling hot, horny,
Must release, unload, let go.
Shooting my hot load.


Sixty-nining it,
Sucking ourselves - ecstasy.
Fucking our brains out!


My tongue explores
Each fold, inhaling your scent,
Sucking sweet honey.



Having sex with you,
Hot, hard, and full of passion,
Then home to my wife.


Let's go to bed now,
Don't waste time with words,
Make your mouth more useful here.


I eat you out, suck
Your juices and drink you up.
Each drop is sweet wine.


Don't give a damn nor
A care when it comes to my
Dick - just unloading.


Please suck my dick,
You'll give me such pleasure,
It feels so good.


Anonymous blowjob
No thinking and no feeling
Utterly nothing.


Let me lick you there,
Give you lots of pleasure,
It will feel so good.


Others not thought of
When thinking with my penis,
Disregarding it all.


Eating your pussy,
You writhe, you pant, you enjoy,
Your wetness I drink.


Laying beside you,
We're spent - after fucking
All afternoon long.


I'm so easy to
Please, food and sex, I'll take care
Of everything else.


Treat your queens like whores
And your whores like queens and you
Won't ever go wrong.


Be a whore not a
Slut, at least a whore gets paid.
Sluts just give it away.


My dick in my hand
Masturbating to orgasm.
I don't even need you!

Jacking off is just
Pure pleasure, a free and easy
Way to pass the time.

Masturbation is
Just making love with someone
Who truly loves you!


Rock hard cocks havn't any
Coscience but are wracked with
A wild confusion.


She holds my cock and
Tells me, "You're not that long, it's
Just that you're so thick!"

Saturday, November 12, 2005

The Continuing Chronicles of El Guapo

Way of hand and foot
Flowing like a perfect dance,
Faultless form, movement.


Together at once,
One mind, body, and spirit.
Forms perfect and pure.

Monday, November 07, 2005

The Chronicles of El Guapo

Yellow belt begins
To understand the basics,
Seed seeing the sun.


Training mind and body
And spirit through tae kwon do.
A new beginning.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

More Haiku From The Heart, Mind, and Soul of El Guapo

Pure, without knowledge.
White belt attitude open
To proper training.


Orange belt rising,
Starting to see the power
Of the songahm form.


I concede, I've got
To pee, hurry up and move,
You're taking too long.


Chess championship.
Strategy, tactics, meet on
Field of black and white.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

The Continuing Adventures of El Guapo -- Pirate-Poet, Philosopher, and Lover Extraordinaire!

Sun upon my skin,
Illicit rendevous
Upon the nude beach.



Nude with you on the
Beach, people watching us make
Love out on the sand.



Pain is good therefore
Extreme pain is extremely
Good - so say D. I.'s


Falling rain clears
My cluttered mind of the
Melancholy hue.


Patiently waiting
Just maybes, no results yet,
Not knowing, pure hell.


Insurmountable task
When it comes to nursing school,
Feel so defeated.


Why melancholy
My spirit, mind, and body?
Where is happiness.